Does anyone else get durex and dulux mixed up or is it just me?
Just the words I mean, not the products. That would be awkward.
(Not that asking your mum if she has any durex isn’t awkward, but it’s better than dipping your lads dick in a pot of paint…)
- Joey: ITS AN ACTUAL MOVING STICK WITH LEGS AND STUFF! i think it even has a brain!
- Rebecca: What are you calling it Joe?
- Joey: Stick!... is it made out of wood?
Can I just have some mega orgy with Demi Lovato and Jennifer Lawrence now please?
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