theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

(via officialbutts)

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Detail from The Grasshopper by Jules Joseph Lefebvre

Detail from The Grasshopper by Jules Joseph Lefebvre

(Source: lawhimsy, via seeyouinhellcandyboys)

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bootycap:

marvel actors fangirling over other marvel actors

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

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modestdemidov:

robinistall:

fish shaming [x]

jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

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eastsidetrends:

to the window . . . to the wall…

eastsidetrends:

to the window
.
.
.
to the wall…

(via officialbutts)

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via sarcastic-snowflake)

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maritzac:

dauntlessardor:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….

that

THAT THING RIGHT THERE

(Source: slendrman, via sarcastic-snowflake)

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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

(via sarcastic-snowflake)

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nejiron:

DIDNEY WORL


Why is this so funny?

nejiron:

DIDNEY WORL

Why is this so funny?

(Source: xaun, via spoll)

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Personal blog of Stephanie L Hart. 24 year old mother, language student and children's literary museum worker from England. In pictures and few words.

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